What is a good status message I can use for my Gmail.com account, that will make people laugh?

I have a Gmail account, and CAN'T think of any good status messages, I need one that will make people laugh, like a red head joke or just something funny you wouldnt hear everyday, and ideas? thx - bobert
What is a good status message I can use for my Gmail.com account, that will make people laugh?
um...find some joke or something or post a youtube video like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiFrfeJ8d...


or do something like "i kill you! silence!" (not very funny but can't think of anything) lol
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